Total Medals Earned: 1,866 (From 245 different games.) Total Medal Score: 32,105 Points
Medals Earned: 2/2 (20/20 points)
Complete all 6 endings
Complete any 1 ending
Medals Earned: 1/14 (5/375 points)
Politely decline
Politely accept
Find the secret spot
Adore the graphics, double jump, change the track...
Defeat Clown
Kill 50 agents (in one session)
Kill 100 regular enemies (in one session)
Kill 10 zombies (in one session)
Defeat Sheriff
Kill 20 uber agents (in one session)
Defeat Savior
Stockpile 500 points
Buy all weapons
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/10 (10/215 points)
Upgrade it
Mute a music
Follow me on NG for more stuff!
Click 10 times!
Click 50 times!
Click 500 times!
Click 5000 times!
Click 10000 times!
Click 100,000 times!
Play this on a fullscreen
Medals Earned: 7/20 (45/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Blow up a jeep
Get punched by a banana
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 1/9 (50/335 points)
Round up the troops.
Guide Valentine to safety!
Guide Burt to safety!
Guide Earl to safety!
Guide Heather to safety!
Guide Melvin to safety!
Guide Mindy to safety!
Only save the women.
Rescue EVERYONE!
Medals Earned: 4/5 (55/65 points)
Complete Level 1
Complete Level 2
Kill at least 50 enemies in a bonus round
Complete the game!
Medals Earned: 5/5 (50/50 points)
Click on any donate button.
Beat the game with a score of under 500.
Beat the game on the first difficulty setting.
Beat the game on the second difficulty setting.
Beat the game on the last difficulty setting.
Medals Earned: 5/5 (190/190 points)
score a height of 2
score a height of 10
score a height of 15
score a height of 20
score a height of 5
Medals Earned: 1/1 (100/100 points)
WIN THE GAME!
Medals Earned: 2/5 (10/95 points)
Get 10 points
Get 5 points
Get 15 points
Get 20 points
Get 25 points